Neverstone: A LitRPG Adventure (The Mad Elf Book 1) by Ned Caratacus

Author:Ned Caratacus [Caratacus, Ned]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: LitRPG
Publisher: Aethon Books
Published: 2021-08-23T16:00:00+00:00

With a flicker of energy from her hand, he didn't.

[Era forgot what he just saw!]

[Era fell asleep!]

There were exactly three neighborhoods in La Toza: “Trailer Park,” “Fenced Off Necrylified Ruins/Mass Graves,” and “Super Strip Mall World.” Two years of Celsioran construction and marketing had resulted in the latter—a college town's worth of outlet stores and boutiques, interconnected with patios and a few monorails.

It had opened to considerable fanfare just last year, as well as controversy. On one hand, it was quite literally built over a mass grave from the Fall of Rosencrace. On the other hand, it had frogurt.

The Doomwagon had parked just outside the aforementioned frogurt-gathering place, “Signor Rosie's.”

The mascot was a pointy-eared villain in a top hat and cloak, ready to stab an ice cream cone in the back. Racist? Most likely. Of course, that could also be gathered from the purple “VOG YOUR RACIST YOGURT” that Liv was spray painting on their windows.

She'd just finished embellishments on the “RACIST” when Era stepped behind her. “Uh, Liv? What the hell are you doing?”

“If the GU can hide behind the DLNI act,” she said, “so can we. We're still on this quest, so... use it or lose it.”

The fencer chuckled. “I know that. But I need to run some errands for Dad. He needs a new robot arm, and some stuff called 'levitation-grade runic paint,' whatever that is.”

“Yeah, so?”

“I was thinking more, y'know...shoplifting spree?”

Liv paused in the middle of the last “R.” Her face was covered with the kind of smile reserved for a snake that had just eaten something particularly adorable. She stepped back and hurled the half empty can of paint through the window, sending shards of shiny, clinky Hurt Dust™ all over the pavement. Thankfully, the frogurt place was empty.

“Slasher, you son of a bitch,” she said, grabbing his hand. “Let's go.”

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